so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
Just about three weeks post op now, and i stink holy shit. My doctor doesnt let you shower for three weeks and I’m trying to stay clean as best I can but at this point it’s not working. on the other hand, i feel pretty much back to normal. No pain or sensitivity AND i can wear v neck shirts. I’m pretty happy with my results, but my doctor didn’t bind my chest well enough after surgery so I have some access fluid he had to drain last week