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guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

2nd of Sep (11623) via/Sourcereblog
1st of Sep (54437) via/Sourcereblog
lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

1st of Sep (64324) via/Sourcereblog

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

1st of Sep (141804) via/Sourcereblog
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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

1st of Sep (10670) via/Sourcereblog
tubacrazy:

Tummy.

tubacrazy:

Tummy.

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

31st of Aug (256144) via/Sourcereblog
getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

31st of Aug (232887) via/Sourcereblog

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
31st of Aug (761187) via/Sourcereblog

kaisukes:

hroakie:

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30th of Aug (233563) via/Sourcereblog
cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

Just about three weeks post op now, and i stink holy shit. My doctor doesnt let you shower for three weeks and I’m trying to stay clean as best I can but at this point it’s not working. on the other hand, i feel pretty much back to normal. No pain or sensitivity AND i can wear v neck shirts. I’m pretty happy with my results, but my doctor didn’t bind my chest well enough after surgery so I have some access fluid he had to drain last week